So basically we’ve been dating for a few weeks and you have no idea about my farts yet. We sleep over at my house, we went out the night before got really drunk and I drank a lot of beer, so the next morning my huge beer farts wake you up! Once you tell me you don’t mind my farts, I let them rip! You finally admit they’re actually turning you on, and I decide, okay, let’s take this to the bathroom! I cramp and strain and fart, bloated and blowing up the toilet bowl, and then talk dirty to you until you cum everywhere listening to me fart over and over. I really didn’t want to wake you up with my beer farts but now I’m glad I did!
I was traveling near the forest and suddenly had to shit urgently. So I just pulled my jeans down, squatting me and the shit out of my tight asshole pressed. And you little voyeur just watched me? Now you have to lick my butt hole clean!
Pet slut wakes up in her bed, and crawls to her food bowl for some breakfast. Her Master is at work and had spread out newspaper on the floor for her to pee and poop on. She is already housebroken and knows to go potty outside, but it is too cold for her. So she does her business on the newspaper as she was trained to do.
From producer to consumer shit straight outta my ass to my face... SELFSUCK own shit own pee own face